The Girl, The Boy

by camilla jean

With the Girl:

You: Who’s older? Me? or your mom?

Girl: ………….. mom.

You: Who’s more of a man? Me? or your mom?

Girl: …………….. Me.

You: What?

Girl: You are!!!!

You: You got that fuckin’ right…

Girl: Fuck you!!!!

With the Boy:

You: Make sure you turn off the light in the kitchen.

Boy: Why, dad?

You: Dude. Just trust me. Fuckin’ bitches around here every day, all day, busy in the kitchen.

Boy: I don’t really understand…

You: I know, dude. I know.

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